我永遠(yuǎn)愛HH！Stone Age brought you speechFarms, the wheel and fireThen metal was exploredWhich meant we could make swordsTo kill and build empiresThink Ancient Egypt was nicerPharaoh's tombs, lovely shrinesBut some were living gravesFor hundreds of poor slavesAnd pig's eye was our cure for the blindGreek civilization our creationDrama and philosophyBut Sparta praised lyingCelebrated dyingAnd Hippocrates drank weeWe're historyWe brought you bloodshedGreek excursionsTo battle the PersainsDisembowelling our deadTogether we made the worldA little bit grimWe're history 【Ben叔和Mat的溫暖抱抱！】Could be fairly dimWe Romans brought you roadsAnd public medicineA Gladiator fightingFeeding men to lionsBurning Christians, that kind of thing, you knowThen came the Middle AgesSaxons, Normans, Vikings, CeltsA time of invasionFeudalism, famineBlack death, bubos and welts1066 saw Harold in a fixAs William conquered allWhat was the bettinAn arrow in his retinaWould lead to his downfallWe're historyWe brought invasion and strifeWe attacked monasteriesSaid, "Give us gold, please"Then we took your lifeOur crusades meant slaughterWherever we'd goWe're historyWas it pretty? NoTudor Stuart GeorgianMonarchs next in lineBrought progress in science and artAlso beheadings, burnings, civil warBreed an economy, for a startWe're historyWe gave you plague and diseaseTravelled, found the IncansSpread smallpox in a blink andBrought them to their kneesDogs, cats and the French blamedFor plague along the wayWe're historyNot such happy daysVictorian technologyWent hand-in-hand with povertyKids up chimneys and down minesImprovements to the world did pick upDespite some violent hiccupsTwo World Wars, millions diedWe're historyOur times smelly and goryWe reigned over youAnd told you what to doAnd that is this storyThought we were amazingThough you may quibbleWe're historyAnd we made it horribleWe're history 【再次剪輯了horrible husbands的抱抱??】。