全戲不斷提起的公車梗（Alan: “If you are a bus, your destiny is the bus station.”），今天上課時教幽默詩的教授恰好講到!Alan的人設(shè)是瞎掉書袋的半吊子演員，滿嘴莎士比亞（錯誤）臺詞，這次抒情公交車亂引的是Wendy Cope的幽默詩"Bloody Men"。

全詩如下：Bloody Men- Wendy CopeBloody men are like bloody buses You wait for about a year And as soon as one approaches your stop Two or three others appear.You look at them flashing their indicators, Offering you a ride. You're trying to read the destinations, You haven't much time to decide.If you make a mistake, there is no turning back. Jump off, and you'll stand there and gaze While the cars and the taxis and lorries go by And the minutes, the hours, the days.。